This year I volunteered to host the annual cookie decorating event for the younger cousins at my house. All I had to do was bake the sugar cookies the night before so that the kids could get right to decorating. How hard could that be?
Well, it would have helped if I had started the process earlier in the day when I had more energy and what is that other thing? Oh yeah, patience.
I bought the already made sugar cookie dough in the tubes figuring that would be the easiest. When Wy and I got down to business, I realized that 1) I did not have any wax paper to roll the dough out on and 2) I didn't have a rolling pin.
It was too late to do much else except improvise. So I just heavily floured my countertop and used a plastic cup as a rolling pin.
Of course Wyatt wanted to help and I was too tired to fight him much on his technique. He kept saying "Just a pinch more flouwaa". My hubby was snoozing on the couch after WORKING all day so I didn't feel like I could bother him for assistance. This was what I had volunteered for. I think the colorful expressions exploding from my mouth finally woke him from his deep sleep and this is what he found.

Note the heavily floured area on my protruding belly - and the lovely ensemble that you have come to know as my "comfy clothes."
So why the cursing? Because a plastic cup is not an adequate rolling pin. And I do not do well with second rate looking cookies. And I was not rolling the dough out thin enough so when the cookies came out, they looked like this:

Yes, those are supposed to be GINGERBREAD MEN - not clouds.
UGH! I didn't have much dough to spare but thankfully J could see I was heading towards dough throwing and foot stomping so he took over the rolling and it went much smoother from there. Here are the ones that were suitable for decorating:

Then J took this lovely assistant off to the shower while I finished cleaning up.

You know, just keeping it real - didn't want to give the impression that I just waltz through life making dreams come true for little children. HA!
So those sweet children arrived, very excited, and didn't even snarl up at my clouds.
Here are Jack, Wyatt, and David Aaron. Jack and DA did an excellent job decorating while Wy basically licked the icing off the knife.

And next, Carter and Emma who were also very precise and detailed in their work.

Clara YouMei had a system down and did NOT want any help at all. She also would go retrieve whatever decorating supply she needed on her own if someone had the nerve to borrow it!

And finally Morgan and Chloe. Morgan helped supervise while Chloe would take a bite, decorate, take a bite, decorate, take a bite...

Thanks to Didi and Papa who brought all the kids and the decorating supplies. And also for bringing me an extra special hostess gift.

Any guesses? It is the "Limited Edition 2009 Simple Life" ornament made exclusively for me by my talented mother. Yes, it causes me shortness of breath when I look at it but it will get better with time - it is part of the therapy. :)