Yeah you. Mr. Innocent.
I see you playing with that baby monitor.
You are not supposed to be doing that because you like to beat it into the floor with your hand.
So you need to find something else to play with. Perhaps a toy? Do you see one?
Hmm, that is not a toy either. Looks like Daddy didn't put his belt away.
Go on. You have an entire living room filled with toys.
Now where did he crawl off to?
But of course. His favorite play area.
Our shower.
"Look Mama. Phoebe wants to play in here too."
"Ok Mom. Fine. I will play with this ball. The one designed for a kiddo like me. Happy now?"
"The minute she turns her back, I am so playing with Mr. Robot."
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